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From the moment I opened my eyes I realised this was going to be a terrible day. I looked in the mirror and saw that I had grown big boobs and I had no belly button and a mummy came out of the ground and my mum and dad were chickens and my cousins had turned into pigs and my house went on fire and then my uncle turned into a mushroom and my friends turned into babies and my teacher turned into a worm and my computer teacher turned into a spider and my baby turned into a clock and I laid eggs and then I turned into a ball. Oh what a terrible day!

Abdi

On this terrible morning I woke up and needed to go to the toilet, but it wasn’t there. I went to have breakfast and there were worms and spiders in it. I was going to brush my hair and teeth but when I looked in the mirroe I saw that I didn’t have a single hair on my head not even a single hair. When I went to brush my teeth my toothbrush wasn’t there, there was a snake instead. When I was going to drink some water there was dirty water in my glass. When I was going to change out of my pyjamas I found all my clothes had holes in them. Then I heard something outside. I went outside and there was a growling bear. The growling bear came next to me it scared me. I went to the mirror and saw that my face was bleeding. Next I decided to eat some grapes and one of them had a fly inside it and I didn’t know an I ate it. Oh it was a terrible day! I couldn’t wait for it to end

Czeska

Terrible Horrible No Good Day You just knew as soon as your head left the pillow that this was not going to be a good day. In fact it was going to be the worst day ever First of all as soon as I stepped out of bed the elastic in my PJ pants broke and they fell to the floor just as my little son was walking past. “Ha HA!! He laughed “I can see your bum” I was in so much of a hurry to hide that I tripped over the legs of my PJ’s and fell to the floor bumping my head on the cupboard “OUCH!”. Then as I put my slippers on I felt something crawling all over my feet. It was ants there was a little bit of broken lolly in my shoe so they were there to eat it. Next I sat down at the table for breakfast thinking about eating my favourite cereal the best way to start the day as my husband cried out “Sorry guys no milk left we’ll have to have toast for breaky this morning.” Could it get any worse. Well obviously it could because when I went out to thee car to go to work I had a flat tyre. While I was jacking the car up to change the tyre I bent back on of my nails and it broke right off. Then I had grease all over my hands and on my clothes. But it was too late to go back inside to change I was definitely running late for work. I was surprised when I got to work no one else seemed to be there yet either. Was everyone running late? “Oh no” I screamed, “It’s a curriculum day. We were supposed to be down at the Conference Centre.” Even then I couldn’t catch a break. There had been a power failure in the area and all the traffic lights were just blinking yellow. By the time I arrived I had missed the first part of the conference. Ms A was not happy. She made me work through my lunch time so I missed the lovely sandwiches the conference centre provided for us. So I had had no breakfast and now no lunch Could this day get any worse. On the way home my car fell into a pot hole in the road and the whole front was damaged. I think the only thing that will make this day get any better is to go to bed and wake up tomorrow and start again. Hopefully this terrible, bad, rotten disgusting day will not begin again. By Carol

Grade 2/3 at Reservoir East Primary